Apple Clickbait Generator Version 2

Would you like some Lorem ipsum? Would you like it to be created by mashing together paragraphs generated using machine learning from real mediocre tech and finance articles about Apple? You’ve come to the right place. You can view generated output below or use it to create your own articles by accessing this JSON endpoint. This can be iterated through with some vanilla JavaScript as provided for on this reference implementation page. The code for this project is on GitHub.

I have collected the following real clickbait content:

A randomly generated article:

So, you want to be able to download a different app every week or two. You're going to need a way to notify you if there's an app update available for the next version of the same app. Apple has always been a big believer in "one app at a time." The company has made it clear that you can't download an app on the iPad, iPhone, or iPod

Apple on Monday announced that it is closing all of its stores, corporate offices and contact centers in China until at least March 28, following the country’s new coronavirus outbreak. ‘Apple is closing all of our stores and corporate offices in China until March 28,’ the company said in a statement. ‘We’re committed to doing everything we can to help with the spread of the coronavirus, and are working with local partners to find new locations that can be more quickly reopened.’ Apple is the fourth U.S. tech company to close its campuses in the

The Blackcurrant is a Sicilian chard that, like the most popular, non-Sicilian, chard, is a single-celled organism with a single, inner-cage nucleus. The Blackcurrant is often used to make ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, mustard gas, and Italian sauces. It is also commonly used in Italian, Chinese, Spanish, Portuguese, and Mexican food. The Blackcurrant is a member of the Asteraceae family. There are over 100 species in the family, all of which are closely related to the Blackcurrant. There are several Blackcurrant cultivars in the world, all of which have increased in popularity over the past few decades. In the United

Back in February, we wrote about the upcoming Apple TV 4K model from Apple, which would reportedly have a huge 5K screen that's capable of pulling in more than twice the resolution of the current 4K TVs. According to Pearlstone analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, this new Apple TV will have a 5K display, but not a

Apple's iPhone lineup, which includes the iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro, iPhone 11 Pro Max and iPhone 11 Pro Max Max, has been the biggest selling business for the company in its history. Now, it looks like Apple is starting to close the gap, with the launch of a new iPhone 11, 11 Pro and 11 Pro Max. The

Apple is set to open a physical store in India later this year that will have a minimum of 12,000 customers, sources said. The store will open in the first quarter of 2020, with the actual store opening expected later this year, the sources said. The Apple store opening is likely to be a first in the tech industry, with the company's retail stores in China and Europe shut down for the next few weeks. Apple “is an iconic company, and we are happy to open a store in India,” said Apple CEO Tim Cook in a letter to employees. “We are committed

The 2017 iPhone SE was a massive success for Apple, but it wasn't everything the company needed, as it also sold just a handful of units. Now, the company is reportedly looking to supply a smaller version of the iPhone SE, which could make the phone more affordable. The smaller device would offer a more affordable iPhone, which could help Apple sell more phones. In an interview with Bloomberg, an anonymous source with first-hand knowledge of Apple's plans explained that the smaller iPhone would be available in 16-inch and 18-inch sizes, and costing less than $200. The iPhone SE was already available in 16-inch and 18-inch sizes, but the smaller model would come in smaller, 16-inch and 18-inch

Apple's (NASDAQ:AAPL) stock is trading at around $166.75, which would make it one of the best performing stocks in the S&P 500 over the past five years. The company’s annual revenue is $63.84 billion and its operating income is $4.80 billion. Its dividend payout ratio (DPR) is currently 25.

Dwayne Wade knows how to play the game and at 6-foot-11 and 212 pounds, he should be even bigger than he was at the end of last season. But he's not. He's listed at 6-foot-5/207 pounds and 215 pounds on the shooting chart. Wade is averaging career-highs in points, field-goal percentage (54.3), three-point field-goal percentage (45.1), and free-throw percentage (58.8). He's shooting 38.3 percent from the field, 11.9 percent from three, and 8.4 percent from the free-throw line. As a rookie out of Duke, Wade was named to the All-Rookie

Apple is working on five new and smaller-sized products in the current year. The smallest of these is the iPhone 8, which is a 10.2-inch iPhone with a 4.7-inch screen. Apple's new and smaller sized products can be found on the iPhone 11, 11 Pro, 11 Pro Plus and 11 Pro Max. The smaller size means there are fewer bezels to make the display smaller. The iPhone XS and XS Max were generally smaller than the iPhone 11, but the 11 was smaller than the 11 Pro. The smaller size of the new models means that the iPhone 11