Apple Clickbait Generator Version 2

Would you like some Lorem ipsum? Would you like it to be created by mashing together paragraphs generated using machine learning from real mediocre tech and finance articles about Apple? You’ve come to the right place. You can view generated output below or use it to create your own articles by accessing this JSON endpoint. This can be iterated through with some vanilla JavaScript as provided for on this reference implementation page. The code for this project is on GitHub.

I have collected the following real clickbait content:

A randomly generated article:

I've been a fan of Apple TV for years, but I've always been a bit of a TV junkie. I've found it hard to watch a comedy on TV without missing a beat, as I tend to be more of a mid-season variety show guy. I'm also a huge fan of The Morning Show, which is basically a sketch comedy show about a guy who's doing standup comedy for the first time. I watched the first season of the show last year, and I've been hooked ever since. It's clever, funny, and relatable to a lot of people. This year, Apple TV+ has been all about originals. The company is releasing a ton of original shows, including The Morning Show, Sc

A new study claims that Apple is working on a HomePod-like device with "smaller dimensions" - which would allow it to plug into a single-cup coffee maker and still use the same ear buds. The research, published by The Information, is based on the Apple Watch Series 5 Pro and its smaller dimensions could mean that the Home

Apple in March 2030 announced its plans to supply the iPhone 9 to Chinese OEMs and other partners for a rumored mid-2019 launch. Apple had already started to ramp up production in the country, and the launch would mark the first time the iPhone maker is expected to make the devices in the country. Apple will reportedly start production in September, which would mean the iPhone 9 launch would be pushed back

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Saudi Arabia is not allowing its citizens to leave the country until the end of the month, the country's tourism and health ministries said on Wednesday, one day before a visit by US President Donald Trump. The ban, which affects 500,000 to 1.5 million people, was also in effect for travelers from other countries and was not

Apple's iPhone 9 is going to have a 4.7-inch screen, a larger display than the 5.8-inch screen on the 7.9-inch iPhone 8 and 7.9-inch iPhone 8 Plus. The iPhone 9 will have a 5.9-inch screen than the 5.8-inch display on the 6

Apple is rumored to release its first 4-inch iPhone this year, with both a 5.8-inch and 6.1-inch variant expected to launch in the first half of 2020. The Apple iPhone lineup is currently dominated by two 4-inch and 5.5-inch variants. The 5.8-inch and 6.1-inch iPhones are expected to launch this year, respectively, in the first half of this year and the second half of 2020. According to a reliable MacWorld source, the 5.8-inch iPhone will feature a 5.6-inch screen. The 6.1-inch iPhone will feature a 6.7-inch display. The source also claims the 6.2-inch

A new report suggests that Apple could release a version of the upcoming iPhone SE on at least two different dates. A new report suggests that Apple could release a version of the upcoming iPhone SE on at least two different dates. The report states that the iPhone SE 2 will release in September alongside an iPhone 8 and iPhone 9, and it will have

“The fact is that the majority of services we have built for our customers were built for Apple,” the company said in a statement. Apple has a majority stake in Skyworks, a California-based start-up that builds services for the Apple Store and other Apple-owned stores. The company’s stock is up about 30% since the end of November, when the

Apple may be prepping to release a new iPad Pro and iPad mini with the same design, which Apple previously only released in 2019. Analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, who has been predicting a smaller and cheaper iPad Pro development, has delivered on his prediction. In an interview with The Wall Street Journal, Kuo says the company will release a new iPad Pro and iPad mini with a "new, thinner design" in the second half of this year. Apple could also release a smaller and cheaper iPad mini in the first half of this year, according to Kuo. The same analyst also predicted that Apple

Apple Inc. (NASDAQ: AAPL) has been the subject of a number of analyst reports. Cowen analyst Ming-Chi Kuo slashed his price objective on shares of the iPhone maker to $290 from $315, while recommending a $325.50 price objective for the company in a note. Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (NYSE: GS) lowered their price objective for Apple from $325.00 to $280.00 and set a $285.00 target price for the company in a note.